Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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