i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
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Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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