I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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