Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
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I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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