You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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