I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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