do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
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And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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