Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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