girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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