I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
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My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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