Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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