apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
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I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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