at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
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Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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