It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
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maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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