U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
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I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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