Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
My dick has a subreddit
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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