My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
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If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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