yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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