Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
did i walk over a car last night?
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My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
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Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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