I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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