i can't believe i had my finger in that
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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