we're blogging at a bar
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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