its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
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I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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