I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
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I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
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It was a blind-side dick pic.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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