I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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