Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
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So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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