Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
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She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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