I CAN MOONWALK!
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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