Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
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i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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