New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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