on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
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We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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