What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
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Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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