do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
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I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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