we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
My boob is missing a layer of skin
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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