I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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