haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
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SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
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honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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