Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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