He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
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pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
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This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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