I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
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You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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