They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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