My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
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I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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