she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
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all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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