But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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