have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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