If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
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No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
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My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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