Christians are straight up FREAKS
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
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What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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