yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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