I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
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ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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