woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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