I am spending my child support on dildos
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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