sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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