Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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